By
Hrafnkell Haraldsson
Republican dishonesty, not only
about what they do and what they would like to do, but about the world
we live in, are endemic. And the situation is getting steadily worse as
Republicans daily seem more unhinged, leaving liberals and progressives
shaking their heads in dismay.
Do you remember last year when
Public Policy Polling
revealed that more Louisiana Republicans blame President Obama for the
mishandling of Katrina relief efforts than blame President Bush? It is a
matter of public record that Barack Obama was only a freshman senator
then, while Bush had been president for half a decade. Almost half of
Louisiana Republicans didn’t know who to blame.
Of course, Republicans have also blamed Obama for the Iraq War and
routinely pretend that there were no terrorist attacks on U.S. soil while Bush was president (9/11 anyone?).
Not only that, but
Fox News has excised any
subsequent Bush-era terrorist attacks from public memory. Republicans
have also conveniently forgotten that Bush presided over the economic
collapse of 2008. Obama wasn’t elected
until November 4 of that year and did not take office until the following January.
Of course, President Obama is currently
being blamed for the immigration crisis at the border that Republicans are responsible for. Bush signed the law; Obama gets blamed.
Republicans attack President Obama for taking too many vacation days. In reality, as Al Sharpton pointed out on August 9, 2013,
[Obama]
has taken 92 days of vacation since he was sworn in. How many did
President (George W.) Bush take by the same point in his presidency?
Three hundred and sixty seven. Yes, more than a full year of vacation.
PolitiFact
has rated this statement “mostly true” in that Bush spent some working
vacation days at his Texas ranch. I remember Bush being on vacation all
the time; Republicans don’t even remember Bush.
Republicans
want to sue and impeach President Obama for signing executive orders,
even though he has issued far fewer executive orders than President
Bush, whose executive orders were not the object of Republican
complaint.
For example, on September 25, 2012,
FactCheck.org
pointed out that “Obama has issued 139 executive orders as of Sept. 25
[2012]…Bush issued 160 executive orders through Sept. 20, 2004, a
comparable amount of time.”
As of June 20, 2014,
Obama had signed 182 executive orders. Bush signed 173 in his first term alone, and 291 during his entire presidency.
Again, if you want to count executive orders you can do so; it’s a matter of public record and the
University of California Santa Barbara
helpfully tracks them by year and president. Republicans prefer just
making stuff up because the facts do not agree with the fantasies they
want to push.
Republicans have claimed Obama is adding to the deficit (while they add to it themselves
via tax breaks for their rich owners) when in fact he has been steadily reducing the deficit. In fact, last year, Obama
shrank the deficit to a 5-year low. And as
Paul Krugman points out,
there was never a crisis in the first place. As with all their other
scandals, it was manufactured by conservatives to advance their
anti-Social Security and Medicare agenda.
Democrats like to
believe that when they engage the Right in debate that they do so on
more or less equal terms. Both sides are, after all, comprised of
sentient human beings. But Republicans have given substance to the old
childhood taunt, “I am rubber, you are glue, words bounce off me and
stick to you.”
They are literally impervious to facts.
And
not only is President Obama magically to blame for all Bush’s manifest
misdeeds, he is somehow also to blame for every misdeed committed
anywhere in the world.
Everything
that happens is somehow Obama’s fault and John McCain has turned
himself into Chuck Norris, able to strangle the butterfly that flapped
its wings in Siberia to prevent a typhoon hitting the West Coast. Only
John McCain, who voted for the Iraq War,
could have stopped the Iraq War.
This must make sense only to Republicans, who nod their heads sagely.
If only they could do so in strait jackets, which is arguably where they belong.
Republicans live in a world where women’s bodies
magically repel unwanted sperm and where some equally
mysterious alchemy turns sperm in the anus into the AIDS virus, where such a thing as “
legitimate rape” exists and global warming and evolution do not.
This is a world where slavery really wasn’t so bad and anyway,
whites were the real victims, apparently moping about and wishing they could be slaves too.
And
what do you say to egregious and sustained Republican insistence that
racism is a distant memory, or that women have attained equality of pay
with men? Of all people,
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has no right to call a Democrat delusional, not when the platform and ideology of his party is completely founded on delusion.
Tough to tell if any of those things are crazier than creationist Ken Ham
calling for an end to the space program
because any aliens we find are going to hell anyway, as though the
Space Program was ever a proselytizing effort. In the end, how does one
compare and rate samples of excrement?
Ham’s real problem is that if the
space program continues, we are almost certain to find life on another
world – and
sooner rather than later – thus bringing his creationist fantasy down around his ears.
This is a world where Kirk Cameron knows more than Stephen Hawking, where
he and
others can
throw stones even while complaining they are being stoned. I could go
on, but this article would never end, because, by myself, I can’t keep
up with the fast and furious flow of Republican mendacity.
Far
from creating a straw man, Republicans have created a straw country, one
where nothing is as it seems, one that has no relationship – not even a
passing resemblance – to the actual fact-based world in which we live.
In short, Republicans lie.
They lie about everything.
They even lie
about lying.
The world laughs. The Democrats – and the American people – are left holding the bag.
The Republicans Lie – About Everything was written by Hrafnkell Haraldsson for PoliticusUSA.