Posted by 
Rude One
When Anthony Stephan 
House
 picked up the package that was left on his front porch in Austin, 
Texas, on March 2, he pulled away some paper that allowed for an 
electric circuit to be completed, and the current caused the bomb inside
 to explode. House likely lost his hands immediately from the shockwave 
while the shrapnel that was packed into the bomb tore through him, 
severing arteries, embedding in bone, slicing organs. This is not to 
mention the additional fragments of broken windows and pieces of the 
porch. Just before picking up the bomb, House had sent his 8 year-old 
daughter back into their home to brush her teeth. Had he not done that, 
had he not been being a good dad, the girl would have been ripped up, 
too, probably dead. 
I think about Draylen Mason, the 17 year old musician and student who 
leaped in front of his mom after she opened the package in her kitchen 
with a knife. Mason must have known that something was wrong with the 
box on the table, and he protected her, getting the full impact of the 
bomb in a contained area. It would have torn him to pieces, and he died 
instantly. His mom is in the hospital. Imagine what she saw. Imagine her
 helplessness.
And I think about the three other victims, all severely wounded, 
probably from the nails that the terrorist packed into the bombs to 
achieve maximum pain and destruction. 
Let's be absolutely clear: 
Mark Conditt, the bomber, is a fucking terrorist, as surely as anyone 
from al Qaeda or ISIS or whatever spooky Muslim group you want to invoke
 is. When I hear Austin's Chief of Police 
describe
 Conditt's video confession as "the outcry of a very challenged young 
man talking about challenges in his personal life that led him to this 
point," I don't give a fuck because he's a fucking terrorist. The 
deranged shit blew himself up at the end. You know what we'd call him in
 other circumstances? A suicide bomber. Fuck him. Fuck his pain. Fuck 
his personal life. Fuck his challenges. Fuck his outcry.
Now we're treated to descriptions of 
Conditt
 as "the quiet, socially awkward oldest child of a devout Christian 
family that held Bible study groups in their white clapboard house, 
where an American flag hangs from the front porch." Oh, so he was a 
Christian terrorist, right? Shouldn't we be asking every Christian if 
they condemn Conditt? 'Cause "devout Christian" can mean crazy-ass 
fundamentalist, especially if they belonged to a sect that held secret 
meetings in a private home. Fuckin' hell, that's just a sleeper cell, 
and Conditt got activated. He was home-schooled, and that's suspicious 
as hell, isn't it? Maybe we should be dragging in his parents and ask 
them what the connection with 
Amway
 is. Is Amway really just a cover organization for a cult of Christian 
terrorists? Is their Ponzi-scheme of shitty personal care products 
covering up for a coming coordinated attack on others in this country? 
What about the town of Pflugerville? It sure seems like we should be 
raiding all the churches there to see what they might be hiding, 
especially Conditt's Austin Stone Community Church. 
Another home-schooled student 
described
 the pasty terrorist as someone who "loved to think and argue and turn 
things over and figure out what was really going on." Have they 
questioned him and other home-schoolers about what they figured out? 
Have they rounded them up and beaten them until they gave up information
 on other terrorists?
Or maybe, just maybe, we should think about humanizing all terrorists in
 order to understand what drove them to violence. Maybe that would 
actually do more to make us mitigate terrorism, no matter where it comes
 from. Every terrorist is troubled. Every terrorist is challenged. Every
 terrorist has to go through a personal journey to get to the point 
where they want to kill others. We should try to figure all this out 
without demonizing the demographic group the terrorist comes from. 
But we should never forget that, no matter who they are, they are still 
fucking terrorists, and we should call them as such, whether they're 
named Nidal Hassan or Dylan Roof or Nikolas Cruz or this fucking 
Conditt.