Posted by
Rude One
Jesus, Republicans. It's embarrassing. It's really fucking embarrassing
now. Every time one of you appears on some goddamned news network or
another, opening your mouth holes to diarrhea out some absurd defense of
Donald Trump, it's just embarrassing. As it would be if you went on TV
and literally shit out of your mouths. At least then you might get some
pity, a kind of "Oh, poor thing, he's sick" or "God, don't let that
happen to me." But in the figurative case, it's just fucking pathetic.
See, we all know what happened. We all know that Trump was extorting
Ukraine to get them to go along with weird-ass conspiracy theories he's
had skull fucked into him by a constant feed of Fox "news" and its
devolved stepchild, One American News, talk radio depravity, and
whatever hell-creature Stephen Miller is. This involved both military
aid to Ukraine, as well as a promised meeting between Trump and
Ukrainian President Zelensky. We all know that Rudy Giuliani is just a
savage ghoul in it for however much he can line his filthy pockets. And,
hell, if he can pretend he has power, too, and might be able to stick
it to Hillary? That's just a bonus. In other words, one vile,
mentally-imbalanced shit heel enabled another vile, mentally-imbalanced
shit heel, and, together with all their lickspittles and whores, they
sought to undermine the United States. All that we need to find out now
is what levels of evil, greed, stupidity, and treachery are involved.
And how much Russia needed to push anyone to do this shit.
I mean, c'mon, look at the opening
statement by William Taylor, delivered
today
to the House Intelligence Committee. The whole thing is Trump and
Giuliani attempting to push Ukraine to say that it was investigating the
DNC server or the oil company Hunter Biden was getting paid by,
Burisma, while Taylor and others were desperately trying to get Trump to
knock it the fuck off. Here's what Taylor said on page 7 about the
hold on the $400 million in military aid: "My understanding was that the
Secretaries of Defense and State, the CIA Director, and the National
Security Advisor sought a joint meeting with the
resident to convince
him to release the hold."
You got that? Everyone who knew anything about Ukraine knew it needed
the promised funds. But they couldn't get that meeting because Trump was
too busy watching TV, tweeting, and holding his rallies of the damned.
No wonder Rick Perry was involved. He was almost the only cabinet member
who thought this was a good idea.
Then there's the whole side of this that's fucking nuts, that crazy-ass
John Bolton was the comparative voice of reason. Bolton didn't want
Trump to talk on the phone to Zelensky because he thought it "would be a
disaster." At one point in July, Bolton and the regular foreign policy
team butted right up against EU Ambassador and Trump taint sniffer
Gordon Sondland and his shadow foreign policy team, confusing the shit
out of the Ukrainians they were in talks with: "Bolton...wanted to talk
about security, energy, and reform...Sondland...wanted to talk about the
connection between a White House meeting and Ukrainian investigations."
How willfully blind do you have to be to think none of this was fucked
up? It wasn't about uncovering corruption. There's a shit-ton of
corruption involving Ukrainians and other Americans that Trump or anyone
never fucking mentioned. And the DNC server? What the hell? What the
hell? How is this even a thing anymore?
On July 20, Sondland told Taylor that "he had recommended that Zelensky
use the phrase 'I will leave no stone unturned' with regard to the
'investigations'" when Zelensky spoke to Trump. You know who else uses
that phrase? Fucking Trump. And he had done so talking about the
citizenship question on the census just nine days earlier in a pissy
little
appearance
after the Supreme Court blocked it. So Sondland knows that Trump's a
goddamn child who needs to be made to feel smart and special.
The mania with which Trump demanded Zelensky knuckle under to his
lunatic conspiracy theories was brazen. Sondland told Taylor that Trump
wanted Zelensky "'in a public box' by making a public statement about
ordering such investigations." It got so ludicrous that Zelensky asked a
pair of visiting U.S. senators if we were still standing by Ukraine.
They told him that he "should not jeopardize that bipartisan support
[for Ukraine] by getting drawn into U.S. domestic politics." The poor
motherfucker went from making fart jokes on Ukrainian variety shows to
having to deal with our lunatic leader.
And the most utterly, most reprehenisble part of this? The idea that if
they say there was "no quid pro quo," if Republicans repeat "no quid pro
quo" over and over, the idiot hordes will believe there was no quid pro
quo when the quid pro quo is all there fucking is.
Goddamn, GOP. We all know what went on. Aren't you tired of looking
like asses and fools? Or has that just been your identity for so long
that you figure why bother changing?
(Note: The attempt to smear Bill Taylor as a "radical bureaucrat," as
the White House called him, is beyond laughable. The man worked for
Reagan and both Bushes, as well as for Democrats. Step the fuck off on
this "radical" and "far-left" bullshit.)