Posted by
Rude One
Before he
was shot
and nearly killed in June, Representative Steve Scalise was a
motherfucker on cultural issues. How much of a motherfucker was he? His
security detail as Majority Whip in the House of Representatives
included Capitol Officer Crystal Griner. Griner and another officer,
David Bailey, were injured saving Scalise, with Griner being shot in the
ankle. Scalise released a statement specifically thanking the two: "I
am especially grateful to Crystal and David, who I have been blessed to
have by my side day in and day out in my job as Majority Whip. I would
not be here today without the bravery of Crystal and David. They saved
my life, and are my heroes."
That's right. For three years, since he was elected Majority Whip, the
Louisiana Republican has had Crystal Griner by his side. Griner, as you
may have heard, is a lesbian who is
married to, wait for it, a woman.
Being a nutzoid Christian, Steve Scalise has spent a good chunk of his
career blocking the rights of the woman who put her safety on the line
for him and, as he said, saved his life. On his official congressional
web page, it
brags,
"Congressman Scalise has worked diligently throughout his career to
protect traditional marriage. Scalise has co-sponsored legislation to
amend the Constitution to define marriage as between a man and a woman.
As a member of the Louisiana State Legislature, Congressman Scalise
authored a similar amendment to the Louisiana Constitution that protects
traditional marriage."
So he was being protected by someone whose happiness he sought to
prevent. That's how much of a motherfucker he was. And now, after the
shooting, after he was saved by Griner, he's even more of a motherfucker
because he's going right back to fucking mothers.
One of his first big public appearances will be at the
hategasm
known as the Values Voters Summit. That's a gathering of homophobic
Jesus-fellaters who rant for a couple of days at a DC hotel about how
fucked the nation is, how much they hate libtards, the poors, and the
darks, and how Donald Trump's shit tastes like delicious chocolate pie.
It's sponsored by the mad Family Research Council (motto: "Proud to be
labeled a hate group"), whose "Human Sexuality"
page
makes you think that LGBTQ Americans are essentially Isis in better
clothes and that the Obergefell decision legalizing same-sex marriage is
the day God puked.
Yeah, in a royal "Fuck you, my real savior," Scalise is gonna speak to these dipshits.
And before you say, "Oh, wait, he might say something about a change of heart."
After I stopped laughing at how adorable you are, I'd point out that in his first post-hospitalization
interviews
this week, Scalise has said that his being shot and all those people in
Las Vegas being killed has only strengthened his desire to stick his
dick into a shotgun barrel and fuck it.
On Fox "news," Scalise was firm about his bullshit, dangerous
interpretation of the 2nd Amendment: "I think it's fortified it because
first of all, you've got to recognize that when there is a tragedy like
this, the first thing we should be thinking about is praying for the
people who were injured and doing whatever we can to help them, to help
law enforcement. We shouldn't be first thinking of promoting our
political agenda." And then, like so many fucking idiots talking about
guns, he brought up how law enforcement has guns, which no one is saying
should change: "Frankly what I experienced was when there was a
shooter, luckily we had Capitol Police there with their own guns. Every
single day in America regular citizens that just have a passionate
belief in the Second Amendment, who have their own guns, use guns every
single day to protect themselves against criminals...that's a different
side of the story that I think is important. People use guns way more to
defend themselves against criminals than criminals use guns to hurt
people."
Oh, go fuck yourself with your own shattered pelvis, you fucking blind
shitheel. First of all, Griner and Bailey didn't have "their own guns."
They had department-issued guns. And, you dumb motherfucker, guns harm
more people than they help, as
study
after study after study has shown. And you can't just compare crimes
committed versus crimes stopped; you better throw in accidents,
suicides, and more in there or you're just a lying son of a bitch.
Did anyone really think that Scalise, who comes from a gerrymandered
district in deep red Louisiana, David Duke country and the creepy-ass
area where the first season of
True Detective took place
combined, would gain wisdom and perspective from learning what exactly
bullets can do to a body? C'mon. He could have taken ten bullets and
watched his whole family be shot and all of them saved by a group of gay
EMTs and not a goddamn thought of transformation would enter his
depraved fucking head. A bought and paid for whore knows that he's gotta
keep working for his pimp. He gets no sympathy. He doesn't get a pass
for his pain when he wants so many others to suffer.
Welcome back, Steve Scalise, and fuck you endlessly.
