Thursday, December 29, 2016

How To Tell Black People Apart

I need to laugh, mainly because of the fucked up year that we just went through.  This is some of the funniest shit that I could come up with. dlevere.

By PW Staff

David Bowie, Prince, Zsa Zsa Gabor all gone. Just to screw with us, rocker George Michael who famously wrote the tune “Last Christmas” died...on Christmas.

Carrie Fisher died and Debbie Reynolds a day later.

There was Zika in South America, Brexit in the U.K., and wildfires in Tennessee. An alligator swallowed a 2-year-old in Florida, and they murdered that gorilla Harambe in Cincinnati. A bunch of armed white dudes took over a federal building (and beat the rap); a bunch of unarmed black men were shot and killed by cops (and never got justice).

Then someone retaliated by assassinating police officers in Dallas. There were mass shootings in Orlando, Chicago and Kansas and a warehouse club fire in Oakland. America continues to fight wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and did little as thousands were being decimated in Syria.

Back home in Philadelphia, some idiot ripped off the banister from the Union League steps, Teamster boss John Dougherty got pinched and people got robbed while wasting hours of their lives trying to find those coveted Charizards in Pokemon Go.

Oh and then as a nation, we elected Donald Trump as leader of the free world.

How to Tell Black People Apart


David Alan Grier may be responsible for solving Hollywood's most awkward problem - those moments when black celebrities are confused with other black celebrities. We're sure you remember the Samuel L. Jackson debacle, the Alfre Woodard, Idris Elba disaster, or the Octavia Spencer red carpet mishap.
This infomercial for David Alan Grier’s book “How To Tell Black People Apart” featured on Jimmy Kimmel Live is not only the funniest thing we've seen all day, but it's also just what the world needs.

In it, Grier shares the side-splitting acronym you’ll never remember: PATWWFLLM. Which stands for “Pay Attention To What We Fucking Look Like Motherfuckers!!!”

The book may not be real, but the problem sure is. Hopefully Grier’s spoof is as educational as it is hilarious.

O Holy Night worst rendition ever FUNNIEST SONG ON EARTH

If you need a good laugh, and I mean 'can't breathe, stomach hurts' belly laugh, listen to the worst rendition of Oh Holy Night ever. Warning, put all drinks down and take a few deep breaths first so you don't suffocate from laughter. It starts out as sounding like a merely poor rendition of the song, but just wait.
 

Wing - Dancing Queen 

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