Saturday, March 12, 2016

Irrelevant Dinosaur Phyllis Schlafly To Endorse Donald Trump

By Sydney Robinson


Phyllis Schlafly, ancient conservative demon spawn, has announced that she will be attending a Trump rally on Friday afternoon where she will throw her dried husk of bitter hatred behind Donald Trump for president.

That Schlafly is to endorse Trump is no real surprise, as the living fossil has a long history of being as hateful of a conservative as there ever was.

Highlights of Schlafly’s contributions to America include her Nixon-is-too-Liberal revolt in the 1960’s, her strong opposition to the Equal Rights Amendment, her belief that women should first and foremost be housewives, and her opposition to just about any progressive step forward during her lifetime.

Recent comments from Schlafly regarding Trump’s promise to deport millions of illegal immigrants gave early indication that she was supportive of the hateful candidate, but her support of Trump is the only logical conclusion for such a bitter and regressive woman.

So there you go, Trump. Have another.

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