Another post from the Rude Pundit's designated millennial guest blogger,
R. Sharp. His views do not necessarily reflect the views of all
millennials because that would be fucking dumb.)
So, two weeks ago that bloated, white supremacist king of idiots told
four congresswomen of color - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar,
Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib - to go back to where they came from
and accused them of hating their own country. Not surprising whatsoever
considering
Dipshit has been plunging America into the kind of
stink-filled swamp he said he would drain in the first place. I’m not
even fazed by whatever atrocious thing he says or does. Everything just
provides extra motivation for me to vote him and all of his
taint-licking enablers out in 2020. Not only has this been the most
ineffective and cruel administration in modern American politics, it’s
also boasted an impressive collection of morons. It takes a special kind
of mental deficiency to tell four Congresswoman to go back to where
they came from when three of them were born in the fucking United States
and one is a naturalized citizen. Much like that play-wife Melania.
Here are the first two of four people who actually hate what America stands for.
First, of course, there's Trump. The grotesque orange monster doesn’t
care about anybody except for himself (and Ivanka, but only after she’s
done lubing his cashew dick to a shine). He relishes pulling America
down into this divisive shit storm, because it distracts us from what’s
really going on. Think about it: he attacks Amazon and other companies
as their stock drowns. Here's my theory: He starts a trade war with
China and the market falls. In the background, he has his shills buy up
stock for him. He changes his mind, market shares rise again, and there
you have it. He’s supposedly made billions. All he cares about is money,
but we live in a capitalist dystopia now and things like this should
just be expected. Frankly, that just scratches the surface of his hatred
for America.
What ticks me off about him and his goddamned Republican henchman is
that they pay excessive lip service to the integrity of our democracy.
But, they’ve taken every active step to chip away at it. From election
security to voter suppression, Republicans have known for a long time
they can’t win the popular vote. They need the Electoral College or the
Supreme Court, or to enlist aid from a hostile foreign government.
Republicans will stop at nothing to ensure that their enraged clementine
will remain in power. America was built on the idea that we didn’t bow
down to kings and dictators who employ these exact tactics to weaken the
foundations of our democracy. Trump is by far the most un-American
president we’ve ever had. He will drag this country into oblivion as
long as he can see dollar signs at the end.
Obviously, Mitch McConnell is by far the most damaging member of the
Republican-controlled Senate that’s been reaming our asses since 2011.
He recently said that he’d be delighted to be called the “grim reaper
for progressive policies,” which include such Communist nightmares like
addressing climate change, ensuring millions have adequate healthcare,
and making the top 1% pay their fair share of taxes. What he’s basically
saying is, “As long as I’m taken care of, I could give two shits about
the rest of you plebes. Now please, keep voting for me and my horrible
motherfuckers.” If ensuring the peace of mind of lobbyists and
politicians while casting the public aside isn’t awful enough, there's
his whiny bitch approach to Russian election interference.
Moscow Mitch doesn’t like when he gets called out for being a Russian
asset. We know that President Obama approached Comrade McConnell in 2016
and wanted to launch a bi-partisan rebuke against potential Russian
election interference. Mitch curled up into his shell and refused to do
such a thing. God forbid the Senate Majority Leader ensure our democracy
remains strong and secure. Hell, there were Senate elections involved. I
mean it’s not like he took an oath to “defend the Constitution of the
United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic,” or anything,
right? Moscow Mitch is a liar and a traitor. He would gladly hand his
balls over to Putin to ensure Trump a second term.
(Tomorrow: The other two Republicans who can get the fuck out of here.)
Continuing
R. Sharp's post from
yesterday.
He's getting a bunch of shit off his chest, so just kick back and enjoy
the ride. Yesterday, he went after Trump and McConnell. Here are his
other two politicians who we should send back to some goddamn place.)
Good riddance to Paul Ryan, that spineless piece of trash. My only wish
was that he had been voted out instead of comfortably retiring. Here’s
the thing though: Paul Ryan might be out of politics, but his actions in
and on his way out of office prove that this motherfucker doesn’t give a
shit about America or anything that can’t make him filthy rich. Not
only did he enable Candidate Trump and work with him to get him elected,
he knew a possible https://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2019/08/guest-post-four-politicians-who-really_2.html Cheeto would be a complete disaster. He
could smell Trump from a mile away (it's true - this is a proven fact
about Trump), and he did nothing to stop him. In fact, he worked with
Trump and assimilated him into the Republican Party’s decadent
framework.
Sadly, Ryan isn’t a complete idiot. He planned his moves very carefully.
He saw the results of the 2016 election as an escape hatch from
American politics. When his disastrous American Healthcare Act failed in
the Senate, Ryan knew he was on his way out. But before he retired, he
promoted Trump’s cruel immigration policies and actively supported
Republican candidates before the 2018 midterms. What really pisses me
off about Ryan was his final act in Congress. In late 2018, Ryan pushed
for thousands of unused work visas to be used for Irish citizens who
wanted to emigrate to the United States. Yeah. After years spent
blocking comprehensive immigration reform, Ryan decided he would hand
out visas to white people who shared his heritage, but he even
failed
at that since it was blocked by a Republican, Tom Cotton, in the
Senate. The final shiv from his own party. Ryan helped build the
horrifying America we see today. Then he retired and left his mess all
over the place for others to clean. If Ryan loves Ireland so much maybe
he should go back. He clearly doesn’t give a damn about the United
States.
Finally, the last deplorable prick on the list is an oldie by Trump
administration standards. You may remember John F. (Fucking Asshole)
Kelly as Trump’s chief of staff starting in mid-2017 and through 2018.
You probably recall his hardline stance on immigration and his oversight
on the implementation of the zero-tolerance policy at the southern
border. Kelly pushed policies that led to thousands of Central American
children being detained at the border in facilities run by government
contractors. We’ve all read the stories and seen the news. These places
are essentially prison camps where children have no access to basic
hygiene products, are regularly abused and neglected, and have been
indefinitely separated from their parents. If Kelly’s support for these
facilities wasn’t bad enough, wait until you hear what he’s been doing
since leaving the White House.
Kelly is currently on the
board
of Caliburn International, the parent organization of the company that
runs the largest facility housing migrant children in the United States.
He actively pushed for family separation and throwing innocent children
into prison camps, and when he left the White House he saw an opening
to make money on other people’s suffering. But this is only part of the
reason why Kelly sucks so much. You see, Kelly is a military man. He
served as a four star general in the Persian Gulf War, Operation Desert
Storm, and the Iraq War. He’s been to countries where children and their
parents live in squalor with absolutely nothing but the clothes on
their backs. He fought to end oppression in these regions. He fought to
uphold American ideals. But that all seemed to change when he entered
the White House. Kelly is making money off practices that are totally
un-American, and that’s simply because he doesn’t care. He’d rather see
children mistreated and live in their own shit than fight for what’s
right. Just as long as he gets a fat paycheck at the end of the week.
There you have it. Throw these four fuckers out of the country. Chant
"Send them back" at them, but, of course, Trump voters are too high on
their racist fumes to know who the real enemies of the state are.