Friday, June 14, 2019

Trump: Let's Do Some Collusion, Motherfuckers

Posted by Rude One

resident Chucklefuck McBloatface had multiple reasons for telling ABC News's George Stephanopoulos that he'd gobble up information from a foreign government about his political opponent in 2020 like an eager cum whore swallows jizz at a Pride Month circle jerk.

First, if he said that he'd go to the FBI, he'd be admitting that he or Jared "Dead Boy Eyes" Kushner or "good young man" Donald Trump, Jr., did something wrong when they were offered (checks notes) information from a foreign government about his political opponent in 2016. And this vile shithead would never say he was wrong.

This is part of the strategy of declaring, repeatedly, that what was laid out in the Mueller report wasn't a crime on the Trump campaign's part, that whether or not there was "collusion" was besides the point.

A few months ago, Rudy Giuliani, pausing while drinking the blood of an infant, stated flatly that taking information from a foreign government, even if that information was stolen, was not criminal. The only reason Mueller didn't charge Dead Eyes or Good Young Man with a crime is because he's pretty sure they were too fucking stupid to know that what they were doing by meeting with Russians was a crime.

One thing Trump said was kind of interesting. He compared getting this information to "oppo research," and that's led throbbing assholes like Lindsey Graham to speciously compare it to the Steele dossier, which brought the connection between Trump and Russia to the FBI's attention (via John McCain). While trying to split this really wide hair (research on an opponent that a candidate contracts someone to do is not the same as Syria showing up and saying, "I've got emails we stole. Let's have a secret meeting and boogie"), Trump said, "I would guarantee you that 90 percent, could be 100 percent, of the congressmen or the senators over there, have had meetings--if they didn’t they probably wouldn’t be elected-- on negative information about their opponent." When pressed by Stephanopoulos on even if the meetings were with agents of foreign countries, Trump said, "Possibly. Possibly. But they don’t call the FBI. You don’t call the FBI every time you hear something that maybe--now, you see the people."

Now, you could look at this as Trump covering his ass after he said he'd commit a crime. But another way to see that comment on members of Congress is as a threat. Because if the only people who can do anything to stop him are in Congress, then you can sure as shit bet that he's gonna let them know that they're gonna go down with him if they gun for him on this. Yeah, I think that was a warning that he's got the goods on (most likely) Republicans and the help they've gotten from other nations. I think that was him saying that they better build a wall with their bodies around him or he'll burn it all down before he takes the fall.

Of course, Trump was also announcing to the world that he's open for business. "C'mon, China and Russia, grab me by the pussy," Trump was saying, "I love it." You only do that shit if you're already in so far deep that it doesn't fucking matter anymore. And you're an idiot. So it's clearly Trumpian.

A couple of Republicans have spoken out to say, "Well, gee, that's not right." And Democrats have fumed a mighty fume and even tried to get a law passed that did something that doesn't matter because it was blocked by sentient turd pile Mitch McConnell.

That last part is particularly galling because Democrats should be going to fucking war today. See, one other thing that Trump did in the interview that hasn't really been reported is that he once again accused Hillary Clinton and Democrats of committing crimes. Yeah, that's right. Right after admitting that he didn't give a shit if he or any politician breaks the law, he got all self-righteous about Clinton again.

In one of his verbal diarrhea blasts, Trump said, "She deleted 33,000 emails from--sent by the United States Congress. They gave a subpoena to Hillary Clinton for 33,000 emails. After the subpoena was gotten, she deleted them. That’s called obstruction. And her lawyer should also be looked at because her lawyer--she’s got to have the greatest lawyer on earth because she does that, he did the deleting, supposedly. Not only did they delete, but they acid washed them."

We don't need to go through all the lies in that. And while Trump didn't specifically say that Clinton should be in jail, he did tell Stephanopoulos, "If you did that, you would’ve been put in jail."

Jesus fuck, Democrats, at least have the guts to defend your own.

(Note: If your reaction to this is that the United States interferes in foreign elections and we're just getting payback, well, you are so very smart. Have a cookie. And shut the fuck up because a whole hell of a lot of us think that meddling in other countries' elections is wrong no matter who does it.) 

Thursday, June 13, 2019

Trump Is FLIPPING OUT About His Campaign's Internal Polls That Say Several Dems Are Beating Him!

Donald Trump has reportedly instructed campaign officials to lie about polling numbers which indicate that several Democrats would crush him if the election were held today!

Donald Trump Plans To "Sue Democrats" If He Is Impeached!

In (yet another) display of total ignorance of basic U.S. civics, Donald Trump keeps telling staffers and advisors that he will "sue" the Democrats if they begin impeachment proceedings.

Trump says he would listen if foreigners offered dirt on opponents - Trump Admits He's A Criminal

In a stunning admission, the resident told ABC News that he has no problem accepting dirt on a political opponent from a foreign power. In fact, Trump denied that foreign help should even be considered election interference.

During an interview with George Stephanopoulos for ABC News, Donald Trump said that he would take information from a foreign country if he felt that it could help his campaign and that no one in their right minds would contact the FBI. He contradicted himself multiple times in the short interview, but the bottom line is that he’s now willing to admit that he’d absolutely accept illegal foreign help for his campaigns. Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins discusses this.



Donald Trump is a menace and it seems Republicans don't care and Democrats lack the fortitude to stop him. He told George Stephanopoulos that, not only is the FBI Director WRONG, but that if he's approached by a foreign operative with dirt on an opponent, he would take the meeting and the information they have to offer!







resident Donald Trump may not alert the FBI if foreign governments offered damaging information against his 2020 rivals during the upcoming presidential race, he said, despite the deluge of investigations stemming from his campaign's interactions with Russians during the 2016 campaign.

Asked by ABC News Chief Anchor George Stephanopoulos in the Oval Office on Wednesday whether his campaign would accept such information from foreigners - such as China or Russia - or hand it over the FBI, Trump said, "I think maybe you do both."

Hosts: Cenk Uygur, Ana Kasparian

 Cast: Cenk Uygur, Ana Kasparian



https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/exclusive-trump-says-he-would-listen-if-foreigners-offered-dirt-on-opponents/ar-AACMWHP

Tuesday, June 11, 2019

Mitch McConnell Is Blocking Efforts To Prevent Russian Election Interference In 2020!

Mitch McConnell is running interference for Donald Trump and Russia by blocking every bill aimed at curbing Russian election meddling in the 2020 presidential election!

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell keeps blocking bipartisan efforts to protect our election systems from outside interference, both foreign and domestic. And now we know why. According to a new report by Sludge, McConnell has been taking in a boat load of cash from lobbyists who represent voting machine manufacturers, and they understand that additional security is going to cost their industry tons of money, if not entirely dismantle their businesses. Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins discusses this new report.

Thursday, June 6, 2019

Jared Kushner REFUSES To Commit To Calling The FBI If Russia Tries To Interfere In The 2020 Election!

Watch Jared Kushner simply refusing to answer whether he will call the FBI (or other authorities) if he is contacted by a hostile foreign power with offers of campaign assistance in 2020!

EPIC FAIL! Jared Kushner Refuses To Say That Birtherism Is Racist!

Jared Kushner further cemented himself as an amoral coward when he refused to directly answer YES or NO when asked by Jonathan Swan of Axios whether or not birtherism is racist.

Trump Wants To Change Libel Laws Because People Make Fun Of Him

Recently, Donald Trump suggested (not for the first time) that the libel laws in the United States needed to be changed.

He’s mad that people make fun of him on Twitter, and he’s always holding his grudge against the media who he claims are “fake news.”

But he doesn’t realize how screwed he would be if libel laws changed because he’s one of the most libelous people in this country. Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins discusses this.



https://lawandcrime.com/opinion/trump-just-suggested-we-change-libel-laws-he-has-no-idea-how-bad-that-would-be-for-him/

Friday, May 31, 2019

Idiot Trump Admits Election Interference Helped Him Win Election

In an early morning tweet on Thursday, Donald Trump admitted that Russian interference helped him win the election, but says that the Mueller report shows he had nothing to do with it.

He later deleted the tweet and had to tell reporters that Russia did not help him get elected at all.

But the bigger issue is that we know election interference happened, but Mitch McConnell and Trump are preventing us from making sure it doesn’t happen again.

Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins discusses this.

Mitch McConnell Admits That He Stole Obama's SCOTUS Seat & Will Fill Another Seat in 2020!

Sometimes things get recorded that while not surprising, are still shocking when you hear them said out loud. This was one of those moments from Mitch McConnell (who we've always known to not possess any integrity)... This just redoubles our confirmation!

Mueller Speaks - Passes On Opportunity To Clear Trump & Demonstrates That Bill Barr Lied

Robert Mueller gave his first public remarks in over two years on Wednesday and in the process made headlines with several statements.

Thursday, May 30, 2019

Mueller Statement Fuels Demand For Trump Impeachment

Special counsel Robert Mueller made his first statement about his investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election. Read the full story here.





Wednesday, May 29, 2019

DISGRACEFUL!!! Donald Trump Sides With Kim Jong Un Against Former VP Joe Biden

Let's talk about Donald Trump's continued refusal to act in a manner befitting a loyal American resident while overseas. Especially where it relates to his cozy kinship with the likes of North Korea's Kim Jong Un.

Man Who Watches TV All Day Says Democrats Are Lazy

Donald Trump is addicted to television and golfing, not exactly the traits that you want to see in a resident. But nonetheless, he’s taking the time to accuse the Democratic Party of actually being the lazy ones in Washington, D.C., even though he’s spent more than $100,000 of our tax dollars playing golf.

The man is so desperate to smear Democrats that he will say anything to see if it sticks, as Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins explains.

Trump Admin Stall On Tubman $20 Bill Inspires DIY Solution

Joy Reid reports on the excuse making by Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin for the Trump administration's delaying of the roll-out of a Harriet Tubman $20 bill, and talks with Dano Wall, an artist who has designed an ink stamp to print Tubman's face over Andrew Jackson's face.


Sunday, May 26, 2019

SE Cupp explains Trump's 'perfect' exit ramp out of office

CNN's SE Cupp says resident Donald Trump enjoys the fun parts of being resident but hates doing the hard work.