Following his loss in the Indiana primary, Ted Cruz announced he is suspending his campaign.
Donald Trump is now pretty much the nominee, unless the GOP establishment can figure out a way to travel through a time warp and convince the young Donald to pursue a career selling DeLorean motorcars.
Also, GOP chair Reince Priebus choked back an unknown quantity of bile and tweeted this sweaty fore headed message of (*gasp*) party unity:
The idiots on MSNBC are already talking about Cruz’s coming 2020 campaign. Enjoy the End Times, kids!
[CNN]
Donald Trump is now pretty much the nominee, unless the GOP establishment can figure out a way to travel through a time warp and convince the young Donald to pursue a career selling DeLorean motorcars.
“We left it all on the field in Indiana. We gave it everything we’ve got but the voters chose another path,” Cruz said. “So with a heavy heart but with boundless optimism for the long-term future of our nation, we are suspending our campaign.”Cruz also said a lot of stuff about the need to keep fighting against the evil Democrats and their socialist agenda. CNN, apparently preparing ahead like the New York Times obituary writers, had a postmortem of Cruz’s campaign ready to go in minutes. Nerd God Wil Wheaton offered a more trenchant analysis:
Also, GOP chair Reince Priebus choked back an unknown quantity of bile and tweeted this sweaty fore headed message of (*gasp*) party unity:
[CNN]
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