Posted by Rude One
Everyone's got their line that pushed them over the edge from resident Donald Trump's interview with Jonathan Swan of Axios (motto: "When USA Today is too complex, you've got Axios").
Mine occurred when Swan asked Trump about why he didn't bother to ask
Russian dictator Vladimir Putin about the reports that Putin had put a
bounty on the heads of American soldiers in Afghanistan. Trump could
have shimmied his hands around as he answered, "Well, he's my dom and
when master tells me not to ask questions, I can't ask questions or he
spanks my ass with the splintery switch." That would have made sense. I
could have thought, "Well, I guess he's gotta do what a sub's gotta do.
No one wants splinters in their ass. I assume. Better google that
later." (Note: Of course there are people who want splinters in their
ass.)
Instead, Trump harrumphed around the idea that
the intelligence was real and then said that his recent call with Putin
was about "nuclear proliferation." Trump said, "If we can do something
with Russia in terms of nuclear proliferation, which is a very big
problem...A much bigger problem than global warming in terms of the real
world, that would be a great thing."
Putting aside that it's Trump who is allowing
the New START treaty to expire and could extend it for five years with
no difficulty at all, only someone whose brain, such as it is, is stuck
around 1980 could actually say that nuclear weapons, in 2020, are
anything approaching the shit-inducing threat that the growing fuck storm
of climate change poses. It's like Trump just saw The Day After, and
he's thinking about how he might get stuck in a bunker with Melania and
that kid she always has with her. In terms of the real real world, not
the fake real world that Trump has forced us all to live in like that
demented telepathic little shit on that Twilight Zone episode,
climate change is the massive problem that Trump and the GOP insist on
denying, like, you know, they did with the coronavirus pandemic, and
that's worked out so fucking well.
This was how
the whole thing went. There was Trump bumble fucking through every lie
and delusion. There was the sociopathic denial of any hint of human
empathy despite, as Greg Mitchell points out,
the many chances that Swan gave Trump to show that he gives a jolly pig
fuck about anyone other than himself. Swan's face multiple times looked
like he was seriously worried if he was going to get out of the
interview unharmed. He confronted Trump again and again with facts, but
Trump would wave them off like someone was offering him a plate of
broccoli with his well-done steak, either not acknowledging them or
questioning whether it was a fact, like when Trump accused South Korea
of lying about its coronavirus cases.
The most
appalling moment wasn't Trump's blithe dismissal of the over 150,000
dead from his seemingly proud refusal to act on COVID-19, given the now
forever carved on his political tombstone "It is what it is." No, for
me, it was that he obviously has no idea about anything to do with
American history. I mean, we knew that, but it's always just pathetic
when we see him flunk basic shit again and again. First, Trump had no
idea who John Lewis was beyond the transactional, "the fuck he ever do
for me" basis by which he measures everyone. Seriously, check out this
exchange:
Swan: John Lewis is lying in state in the U.S. Capitol. How do you think history will remember John Lewis?
Trump:
I don’t know. I really don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know John
Lewis. He chose not to come to my inauguration. He chose… I never met
John Lewis, actually, I don’t believe.
Swan: Do you find him impressive?
Trump:
I can’t say one or the other. I find a lot of people impressive. I find
many people not impressive. But no, but I didn’t go-
Swan: Do you find his story impressive?
Trump: He didn’t come to my inauguration. He didn’t come to my State of the Union speeches, and that’s okay. That’s his right.
That's
the shit you say when you don't know something. While everyone is
praising Swan for simply doing real interviewing (which, admittedly, is
tough to do with an Adderall-snorting, syphilitic hog beast), he should
have asked Trump, "Do you know anything else at all about John Lewis? Do
you even know what the Edmund Pettus Bridge is?"
But
prior to that was just Trump's blatantly racist, insidious fucking
attempt to ass fuck American history until it is contorted around his
deformed goddamned image. Trump was once again lying about how "I did
more for the Black community than anybody with the possible exception of
Abraham Lincoln, whether you like it or not," and Swan asked him:
Swan: You really believe you did more than Lyndon Johnson who passed the Civil Rights Act?
Trump: I think I did, yeah.
Swan: How? How possibly did you-
Trump: Because I got criminal justice reform done, I got prison reform-
Swan: Lyndon Johnson-
Trump: I’ve done things. Well-
Swan: He passed the Civil Rights Act.
Trump: Ask. Ask. How has it worked out? If you take a look at what Lyndon Johnson did?
Swan: You think the Civil Rights Act was a mistake?
Trump: How has it worked out?
There's
so much to say here that it's almost impossible to articulate it.
First, Trump has no fucking clue what's in the 1964 Civil Rights Act,
let alone the Voting Rights Act or the 1968 Civil Rights Act, all signed
by LBJ (although he might know the last one since it prohibited the
very race discrimination in housing that he and his shitbird father
engaged in). More importantly, Trump looks at his minor adjustments in
laws as huge triumphs, not giving a damn that whatever African Americans
have accomplished during his residency comes from a long fuckin' line
of struggles and triumphs involving more presidents than just him. But
as far as Trump is concerned, African American history goes from Lincoln
freeing the slaves, which he allows is possibly more important than
Opportunity Zones, to him.
In a
rational nation, this kind of embarrassing stupidity in a leader would
cause an upheaval that would force them to run for freedom before the
pitchforks and torches caught up with them. And while those of us who
already despise Trump more than the dictionary has words to express are
justifiably nauseated by the interview, in MAGA world, this was Trump
just givin' it to the fake news who were trying to set him up to fail.
You
have to choose your reality in this America. And there are still tens
of millions of people who want to live in the one filtered through
Donald Trump's anus-mouth. Fuck them.