By Tom Boggioni
On the evening of the last Democratic presidential debate of 2015,
Saturday Night Live instead looked back at the last GOP debate with all
nine candidates represented — but with ex-Florida Gov. Jeb Bush and
former-HP CEO Carly Fiorina on the receiving end of the most brutal
mockery.
Taron Killiam’s Ted Cruz was suitably smarmy, admitting that
everybody –Democrats and Republicans alike — hates him because he has a “punchable face.”
Darrell Hammond’s Donald Trump was very Trump-esque, continually insulting Beck Bennett’s jittery and frantic Jeb Bush.
After a sniveling Bush complains that Trump is a bully trying to “insult his way into the White House,” Trump returns fire.
“Oh realy, jughead?’ Trump replies. “Cuz I’m at 43 and you’re at
three — Jeb, you’re a nice guy, but you’re a lightweight, and I know for
a fact that you pee sitting down.”
Cast member Cecily Strong turned in a brutal take down of Fiorina, as
she explained that she knows Russian strongman Valimir Putin because she
once sold him an HP printer.
“I know Valdimir Putin personally,” she claimed. “I sold him an HP
printer and now he hates my guts. It doesn’t work, it never worked. And
when Putin calls me to complain, I just smile that classic Carly Fiorina
smile,” she continued while grimacing painfully.
Watch the video below from Saturday Night Live:
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