Showing posts with label Funny Shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Shit. Show all posts
Friday, August 25, 2017
Thursday, August 24, 2017
Trump Thinks Clean Coal Means That Workers Literally Hand Wash Pieces Of Coal
There were plenty of crazy comments from Donald Trump’s rally in Phoenix
earlier this week, but one that got overlooked was the statement the
President made that showed that he has no idea how coal works.
He mentioned in his speech that “clean coal” is when workers take the coal and then clean it – He literally thinks that they sit there with a bucket of soap and water and scrub the dirt off the coal!
Yeah, that’ll fix our emissions problems. Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins discusses this.
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-thinks-clean-coal-is-when-workers-mine-coal-and-then-actually-clean-it-b56a2d4317bc/
He mentioned in his speech that “clean coal” is when workers take the coal and then clean it – He literally thinks that they sit there with a bucket of soap and water and scrub the dirt off the coal!
Yeah, that’ll fix our emissions problems. Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins discusses this.
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-thinks-clean-coal-is-when-workers-mine-coal-and-then-actually-clean-it-b56a2d4317bc/
Tuesday, August 22, 2017
Alex Jones Runs Around Yelling At People
"The Seattle livestream began in fairly typical Alex Jones style, with
the InfoWars host using a recent global tragedy (Barcelona) as an excuse
to rant about one of his favorite boogeymen (the lame-stream media).
But it soon devolved into a random dude opening up his thermos and
soaking Jones in coffee.
Who could have possibly foreseen that Jones wouldn't be greeted warmly in famously liberal Seattle?
In response to a question about whether a wild Alex Jones unleashed on city streets is worthy of police intervention, the Seattle PD responded with an awe-inspiring burn.”
Read more here: http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a57102/a-random-guy-poured-coffee-all-over-alex-jones/
Hosts: Cenk Uygur
Cast: Cenk Uygur
Who could have possibly foreseen that Jones wouldn't be greeted warmly in famously liberal Seattle?
In response to a question about whether a wild Alex Jones unleashed on city streets is worthy of police intervention, the Seattle PD responded with an awe-inspiring burn.”
Read more here: http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a57102/a-random-guy-poured-coffee-all-over-alex-jones/
Hosts: Cenk Uygur
Cast: Cenk Uygur
Monday, August 21, 2017
Donald Trump demonstrates the wrong way to watch an eclipse
Donald Trump took in the solar eclipse from the Truman Balcony of the White House on Monday.
Sporting eclipse glasses — only for part of the viewing — and standing alongside Melania Trump and their son Barron, Trump viewed what was a partial eclipse in Washington, DC. The partial eclipse began at 1:17 p.m., peaked at 2:42 p.m., and was set to end at 4:01 p.m. ET, The Washington Post reported. The moon covered 81% of the sun at the eclipse's peak in Washington.
Trump, at one point, did look up at the eclipse without wearing the glasses, which could be extremely harmful to a person's eyesight. According to a White House pool report, one of Trump's aides shouted "don't look" when Trump initially came out and pointed at the sky.
Much of the nation focused on the Monday event, the first total eclipse to cross the country in nearly a century. The path of totality, where the moon fully eclipsed the sun, stretched from Oregon to South Carolina, but much of the rest of the country was able to view at least a partial eclipse of the sun.
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-watching-solar-eclipse-20017-photos-2017-8?op=1
Sporting eclipse glasses — only for part of the viewing — and standing alongside Melania Trump and their son Barron, Trump viewed what was a partial eclipse in Washington, DC. The partial eclipse began at 1:17 p.m., peaked at 2:42 p.m., and was set to end at 4:01 p.m. ET, The Washington Post reported. The moon covered 81% of the sun at the eclipse's peak in Washington.
Trump, at one point, did look up at the eclipse without wearing the glasses, which could be extremely harmful to a person's eyesight. According to a White House pool report, one of Trump's aides shouted "don't look" when Trump initially came out and pointed at the sky.
Much of the nation focused on the Monday event, the first total eclipse to cross the country in nearly a century. The path of totality, where the moon fully eclipsed the sun, stretched from Oregon to South Carolina, but much of the rest of the country was able to view at least a partial eclipse of the sun.
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-watching-solar-eclipse-20017-photos-2017-8?op=1
Trump's Chaotic Four Weeks
CNN’s Brooke Baldwin on Friday had a priceless reaction to the news that
Donald Trump has fired chief White House strategist Steve Bannon,
reading headlines from the president’s “chaotic four weeks” that were so
long she had to stop and drink a cup of water.
Sunday, August 20, 2017
Fleeing Trump, Charities Cancel Events At Mar-A-Lago
Three different charities have cancelled scheduled events at Mar-A-Lago
after Trump’s refusal to denounce the attacks that took place over the
weekend and by aligning himself with the alt right. This is a lot of
money lost for Trump, but importantly, shows that these charities
understand that some money just isn’t worth it, and they’ll find new
venues to host their events. Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins discusses
this.
Link – http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/347068-third-charity-cancels-mar-a-lago-event
Link – http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/347068-third-charity-cancels-mar-a-lago-event
Saturday, August 19, 2017
Trump Calls Obama To Talk About Charlottesville & Twitter
Trump asks his predecessor if he has any poignant Nelson Mandela quotes he can borrow.
Friday, August 18, 2017
HEY, STEVE BANNON, YOU WHITE SUPREMACIST COCKSUCKER...YOU'RE FIRED...HA HA HA
FUCK STEVE BANNON - YOU LIVER SPOT COVERED MOTHER FUCKER
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING IN THE WHITE HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE - YOU NO TALENT, COUPON CLIPPING, COPENHAGEN SNUFF DIPPING, CORN COB PIPE SMOKING, BISCUIT AND GRAVY SOPPING REDNECK
http://www.inquisitr.com/4438850/steve-bannon-fired-trump-reportedly-axed-bannon-for-leaking-information-from-the-white-house/
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING IN THE WHITE HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE - YOU NO TALENT, COUPON CLIPPING, COPENHAGEN SNUFF DIPPING, CORN COB PIPE SMOKING, BISCUIT AND GRAVY SOPPING REDNECK
http://www.inquisitr.com/4438850/steve-bannon-fired-trump-reportedly-axed-bannon-for-leaking-information-from-the-white-house/
Fox News Admits They Can’t Find Republicans Willing To Defend Trump On The Air Anymore
After a string of disastrous press conferences – and an overall tanking
of his presidency – Fox News host Shepard Smith admitted Wednesday that
his team of producers were unable to find a single Republican willing to
come on the air and defend Donald Trump’s disaster of a week.
When Fox News can’t find a pro-Trump Republican, you know things are getting bad in Trumpland.
Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins discusses this.
Link – http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/346867-foxs-shepard-smith-we-couldnt-find-a-republican-willing-to-come
When Fox News can’t find a pro-Trump Republican, you know things are getting bad in Trumpland.
Ring of Fire’s Farron Cousins discusses this.
Link – http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/346867-foxs-shepard-smith-we-couldnt-find-a-republican-willing-to-come
Thursday, August 17, 2017
PREDICTION: Trump Will Resign In Disgrace...Soon
Trump’s days in office are numbered. Cenk Uygur, the host of The Young Turks, breaks it down.
Wednesday, August 16, 2017
Southern Man's EPIC Anti-Racist Rant
Bill Bunting doesn’t take kindly to white supremacy. Cenk Uygur, Ana
Kasparian, and Brett Erlich, hosts of The Young Turks, discuss. Tell us
what you think in the comment section below. http://www.tytnetwork.com/join
"Man Speaks Out Against White Nationalist Rally In Charlottesvlle VA: "We Was Not Born Hating"
During the recent events from Charlottesville VA, Bill Bunting took to his Facebook to speak on his disappointment and how the group does not represent him.”
See the more of Bill Bunting's work here:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/464wbbs/feed
The video on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXotNAbfYUA&lc=z22cuphbzuqxw5aa004t1aokg44yjkww3ikxvt01jinibk0h00410.1502827723818749
The video on FB: https://www.facebook.com/bill.bunting.9/videos/vb.1656980265/10212581061915643/
Hosts: Cenk Uygur, Ana Kasparian, Brett Erlich
Cast: Cenk Uygur, Ana Kasparian, Brett Erlich
"Man Speaks Out Against White Nationalist Rally In Charlottesvlle VA: "We Was Not Born Hating"
During the recent events from Charlottesville VA, Bill Bunting took to his Facebook to speak on his disappointment and how the group does not represent him.”
See the more of Bill Bunting's work here:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/464wbbs/feed
The video on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXotNAbfYUA&lc=z22cuphbzuqxw5aa004t1aokg44yjkww3ikxvt01jinibk0h00410.1502827723818749
The video on FB: https://www.facebook.com/bill.bunting.9/videos/vb.1656980265/10212581061915643/
Hosts: Cenk Uygur, Ana Kasparian, Brett Erlich
Cast: Cenk Uygur, Ana Kasparian, Brett Erlich
Tuesday, August 15, 2017
Monday, August 14, 2017
Ex-KKK Leader David Duke Has A Meltdown After Trump Condemns White Supremacists In Charlottesville
By Hayley Miller
Former KKK leader David Duke was none too pleased that President Donald Trump
on Monday finally got around to condemning extremist groups by name ―
including including neo-Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan ― for the deadly
weekend protest in Charlottesville, Virginia.
Minutes after Trump’s speech, Duke lashed out in a series of tweets, claiming Trump had been manipulated by the media.
“It’s
amazing to see how the media is able to bully the President of the
United States into going along with their FAKE NEWS narrative,” Duke
tweeted.
Soon after that, in an anti-Semitic, racist Periscope video rant,
Duke spoke directly to Trump, claiming white nationalists abhor
violence. He said “it’s just ridiculous” that the president felt he had
to make Monday’s statement.
“President
Trump, please, for God’s sake, don’t feel like you need to say these
things,” Duke admonished in the video. “It’s not going to do you any
good.”
Duke
also stuck up for James Alex Fields, 20, the white nationalist motorist
accused of ramming his car into a crowd of counter-protesters, killing
Heather Heyer, 32. “When you’re under attack ... you panic and you do
things that are stupid and you do things that are wrong,” Duke said.
Trump
made an address to the nation on Monday, after two days of withering
criticism for a vague Saturday statement that criticized hatred and
bigotry on “many sides.”
“Racism
is evil, and those who cause violence in its name are criminals and
thugs, including the KKK, Neo-Nazis, white supremacists and other hate
groups that are repugnant to everything we hold dear as
Americans,” Trump said.
Lawmakers
from both parties had called Trump out for not specifically denouncing
hate groups in the wake of a white nationalist rally that left three
people dead, including two state troopers, and at least 19 injured.
Some
white supremacist organizations, such as the Daily Stormer, praised
Trump’s vague weekend statement. Duke at the time appeared to warn the
president against calling out white nationalists, a group that has
largely embraced Trump.
Duke said on Saturday that the rally would help fulfill Trump’s “promises.”
“This
represents a turning point for the people of this country,” Duke said.
“We are determined to take our country back. We are going to fulfill the
promises of Donald Trump.”
This article originally appeared on HuffPost.
Donald Trump Signs Congress Russian Sanctions Bill Quietly And In Private
In this ‘Dollemore Daily’ Jesse addresses Donald Trump's departure from
his usual trait of bluster and bragging, where he signed the tougher
Russian sanctions bill sent to him from Congress in private rather than
with a public ceremony.
Stephen Miller - Another Racist In The White House?
In this ‘Dollemore Daily’ Jesse addresses Donald Trump's White House
Senior Domestic Policy Advisor, Stephen Miller, and his troubling past.
Including his close relationship with Nazi Richard Spencer.
Steve Bannon To Be Fired Because Of Too Many Donald Trump Jokes?
In this ‘Dollemore Daily’ Jesse addresses the sideways NON-ANSWER Donald
Trump gave when directly asked about whether or not he still has
confidence in Steve Bannon.
Friday, August 11, 2017
Trump bowing and scraping...on bended knee...to Vladimir Putin
In this ‘Dollemore Daily’ Jesse Dollemore addresses Donald Trump and his THANKS
and APPRECIATION to Vladimir Putin after having retaliated against
almost 800 U.S. State Department employees working in Russia.
Why Can't Donald Trump Say a Single Bad Thing About Vladimir Putin?
Nazi Tweet Gets Trump Ally Jeffrey Lord Fired
Trump backer, Jeffrey Lord, has been fired from CNN. Cenk Uygur, Ana
Kasparian, and Brett Erlich, the hosts of The Young Turks, break it down.
"Nazi salutes are indefensible," a CNN spokesperson said in a statement. "Jeffrey Lord is no longer with the network."
Lord said his tweet was misunderstood. He said he was mocking fascists, not acting like one.
"I love CNN, but I feel they are caving to bullies here," he said in a telephone interview shortly after the network's decision was announced.
Lord said his contract was set to expire at the end of the year. He said he greatly respected CNN management despite disagreeing with the decision.
This is not the first time CNN has cut ties with a prominent personality on the network due to an offensive tweet.
Earlier this year CNN cancelled Reza Aslan's documentary series "Believer" after he posted profane anti-Trump tweets.
Read more here: http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/10/media/jeffrey-lord-cnn-ties/index.html
Hosts: Cenk Uygur, Ana Kasparian, Brett Erlich
Cast: Cenk Uygur, Ana Kasparian, Brett Erlich
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"Nazi salutes are indefensible," a CNN spokesperson said in a statement. "Jeffrey Lord is no longer with the network."
Lord said his tweet was misunderstood. He said he was mocking fascists, not acting like one.
"I love CNN, but I feel they are caving to bullies here," he said in a telephone interview shortly after the network's decision was announced.
Lord said his contract was set to expire at the end of the year. He said he greatly respected CNN management despite disagreeing with the decision.
This is not the first time CNN has cut ties with a prominent personality on the network due to an offensive tweet.
Earlier this year CNN cancelled Reza Aslan's documentary series "Believer" after he posted profane anti-Trump tweets.
Read more here: http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/10/media/jeffrey-lord-cnn-ties/index.html
Hosts: Cenk Uygur, Ana Kasparian, Brett Erlich
Cast: Cenk Uygur, Ana Kasparian, Brett Erlich
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Thursday, August 10, 2017
Foreign Diplomats Call Trump A Laughing Stock Who Is Obsessed With Obama
According to a new report, foreign diplomats visiting the United States
are less than impressed with Donald Trump. In fact, they can’t seem to
stop laughing about how pathetic he really is, and about the fact that he
won’t shut up about his predecessor, Barack Obama.
When other countries are laughing, we should probably reevaluate our choices.
According to a new report, European diplomats do not have a very flattering image of Donald Trump. In fact, according to these European diplomats, who interviewed with BuzzFeed on the condition of anonymity, they actually view Donald Trump as most Europeans do, as a complete laughingstock. The latest available polls show us that 79% of people living in Europe do not trust Donald Trump. They do not think he is an effective leader, and they think he is an embarrassment for the United States, and as a U.S. citizen, you're absolutely right. We agree with you on this.
But the fact that these diplomats, who do have the job of having to meet with Donald Trump, having to work with him when he goes on these overseas trips, the fact that they see him as a laughingstock is not anything that people in the United States should be laughing at. That is a very dangerous situation when nobody among your ally countries respects your leader, that they do not view him as a very serious person, and more important as the interview states, they don't view him as an intelligent person. One of the diplomats said that they actually play a form of word bingo when the president is around because he always uses the same words, over and over, like it's great, it's very, very good, it's tremendous. They say he has such a limited vocabulary, that is one of the sources of ridicule among the other diplomats.
Furthermore, and one of the most dangerous about him they said was that the man is clearly obsessed with President Obama. During meetings, they said Trump would not want to debate issues. He would ask if it was something Obama had supported. If the answer was yes, Obama supported it, Trump would blindly and blankly say, then I do not support it. No debate, no discussion, no understanding at all of what they were actually talking about. He just wanted to be opposed to anything that Barack Obama was for, and that is one of the biggest problems that they see over in Europe. Donald Trump is too obsessed with Obama to be an effective leader.
According to these diplomats, it appears that Donald Trump's only policy goals for the United States are to undo the accomplishments of Barack Obama. And to be honest, from what we've seen so far coming out of the Oval Office, that does appear to be his only agenda. He doesn't care about creating jobs. He doesn't care about protecting the environment or anything having to do with anything related to Americans. He just wants to roll back every single thing President Obama did so that four, eight years down the road, Obama can't look at this country and say, oh, that was the program I put in place, because Donald Trump wants to destroy it all.
And he's not only destroying things over here in the United States, as we see from this story. He's also destroying our image that Barack Obama had rebuilt amongst our allies in Europe, and maybe that's Trump's plan, since everyone in Europe really seemed to like Barack Obama, especially after eight years of Bush and our image overseas declined tremendously. Barack Obama repaired that. So I guess Donald Trump destroying that is just another part of his let's undo all of Obama's accomplishments policy.
When other countries are laughing, we should probably reevaluate our choices.
According to a new report, European diplomats do not have a very flattering image of Donald Trump. In fact, according to these European diplomats, who interviewed with BuzzFeed on the condition of anonymity, they actually view Donald Trump as most Europeans do, as a complete laughingstock. The latest available polls show us that 79% of people living in Europe do not trust Donald Trump. They do not think he is an effective leader, and they think he is an embarrassment for the United States, and as a U.S. citizen, you're absolutely right. We agree with you on this.
But the fact that these diplomats, who do have the job of having to meet with Donald Trump, having to work with him when he goes on these overseas trips, the fact that they see him as a laughingstock is not anything that people in the United States should be laughing at. That is a very dangerous situation when nobody among your ally countries respects your leader, that they do not view him as a very serious person, and more important as the interview states, they don't view him as an intelligent person. One of the diplomats said that they actually play a form of word bingo when the president is around because he always uses the same words, over and over, like it's great, it's very, very good, it's tremendous. They say he has such a limited vocabulary, that is one of the sources of ridicule among the other diplomats.
Furthermore, and one of the most dangerous about him they said was that the man is clearly obsessed with President Obama. During meetings, they said Trump would not want to debate issues. He would ask if it was something Obama had supported. If the answer was yes, Obama supported it, Trump would blindly and blankly say, then I do not support it. No debate, no discussion, no understanding at all of what they were actually talking about. He just wanted to be opposed to anything that Barack Obama was for, and that is one of the biggest problems that they see over in Europe. Donald Trump is too obsessed with Obama to be an effective leader.
According to these diplomats, it appears that Donald Trump's only policy goals for the United States are to undo the accomplishments of Barack Obama. And to be honest, from what we've seen so far coming out of the Oval Office, that does appear to be his only agenda. He doesn't care about creating jobs. He doesn't care about protecting the environment or anything having to do with anything related to Americans. He just wants to roll back every single thing President Obama did so that four, eight years down the road, Obama can't look at this country and say, oh, that was the program I put in place, because Donald Trump wants to destroy it all.
And he's not only destroying things over here in the United States, as we see from this story. He's also destroying our image that Barack Obama had rebuilt amongst our allies in Europe, and maybe that's Trump's plan, since everyone in Europe really seemed to like Barack Obama, especially after eight years of Bush and our image overseas declined tremendously. Barack Obama repaired that. So I guess Donald Trump destroying that is just another part of his let's undo all of Obama's accomplishments policy.
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